Friday, August 28, 2009
I just got someone kicked
I just got someone kicked out of Fenway using the ejected fan hotline. 6172266411
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Red Sox to Win Wild Card in 2009
since getting his young pitchers to throw until their arms fall off hasn't worked, Nolan Ryan got someone in his front office to go out and bring back Pudge Rodriguez to ensure the Rangers torch their best chances of getting to the postseason since Bill Clinton was in office. Red Sox fans everywhere are rejoicing. now, trade us Salty.
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