Fenway Park bathroom graffiti alteration.

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Sox reacquire most virgin ass in MLB, money, hoes

broken speedometer on the T. be careful.

Professional router installation at Fenway.

Professional router installation at Fenway

Dice-K! That's a double entendre!

Dice-K! That's a double entendre!

there are people knitting in the seats at Fenway Park.

and i am stuck two rows deep in the standing room only.

Daniel Bard just broke Jason Varitek's catcher's mitt. with a fucking pitch.

Youk gets drilled in noggin.

revenge for my pseudo-tweet. i know it is.

derek jeter, king of high comedy.

sox-yanks bottom of the 5th. V-Mart coulda had a double on that.

Lester in the 2nd...

nasty pitch to induce the 6-4-3 on posada. can't believe they actually turned that, either. also, nasty pitch to strike out thames to end the inning.

Chan Ho Park's ERA: 54.00

Chan Ho Park's ERA: 54.00

I hope for their sake

I hope for their sake that ESPN was on commercial for steven tyler's remarkable rendition of 'god bless america.'

Breaking News: the critically acclaimed

Breaking News: the critically acclaimed at&t iphone network has completely gone down within the confines of Fenway.

Overheard at Fenway: there's a

Overheard at Fenway: there's a kid in row 35 with a glove . that would officially be the longest home run in Fenway history.

ejected fan would rather get kicked out than suffer in the cold.