Thursday, October 16, 2008

Return of Scooter

Hey Kids, I am a knuckle ball. I fly at you at a whopping 50 MPH. When I am left up in the zone I get crushed over the green monster. When it's low let it go! When it's high let it fly! Evan Longoria and Erik Aybar know this.
You have a 50/50 chance of winning a ball game when I'm thrown. Tim Wakefield has made a career out of me…. But I am the KMART of pitches... A cheap alternative to a real pitch like a fastball, slider, curve, or change up.


dubbschism said...

you mean ramrod's older brother, Willy Aybar.

Zach Martin said...

The rumor over at Mass Hysteria is that u guys left early...whoops...