Thursday, July 31, 2008

You Were Exactly Wrong

Gordon Edes reported earlier today that the Manny to the Dodgers deal was dead.

Dubb, he said, have I got a little story for you
You thought that they would trade Manny? You're nothin' but a...
While you were checkin' boston.com at 3:13
I said they had stopped tryin'
Sorry it was misleadin'
But my source was wrong

Oh lies, oh, they're still alive
Hey, lies, oh, they're still alive
Hey lies, oh, they're still alive
Hey, oh

Oh, they talked on, about a young man's tools
They said they're ready to move
I didn't think the Sox would ever land Jason Bay
But look, look
Oh, trade Man Ram
How? I can't see, it's not fair!

Lies, they're still alive
Hey lies, but, they're still alive
Hey lies, boy, they're still alive
Hey lies, lies, they're still alive, yeah
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh



























Is something wrong, he said
Well of course there is
They're still alive, he said
Oh, you believe him over me?
Is that the question?
And if so, trade LaRoche! For a cancer! Clubhouse cancer!

Lies, oh, they're still alive
Hey lies, oh, they're still alive
Hey lies, but, they're still alive
Yeah lies, oh, they're still alive
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah


4 comments:

ejected fan said...

great parody...
I love it...
lots of lies out there..
As Agent Mulder says Trust No One

ejected fan said...

Gammons and theo will be at the opera house tomorrow... Im calling it... Maybe they will perform this one with Bronson arroyo and hazel mae

dubbschism said...

if Jeremy Hermida was somehow involved in this trade, would you have parodied a different song?

SmartyBarrett said...

My guess is I would have done a parody of Sympathy for the Devil:

Please Hermida
Hope you guess my name

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